The RUBELLA BOMBER & MEASLES MALCOLM

There's the constant undercurrent of neuroticism: the second-guessing, the remembering what was said, their whole process of getting feedback is exhausting. It's been a horrible odyssey, a whole saga... glad it's all done and dusted. 

Marriage is used to normalize sexual content.

That is what they want you to think. It is all part of their mind control techniques. On no account should the volition drive be engaged otherwise conflict and paranoia will set in. Once the love interest has morphed into a meta-sexual reference with breasts the size of her own head, then all is lost, plot-wise.

I just have to accept that's what she's going to be doing with her life. If I actively say No!...it, it, it becomes a, a sticking p..ppoint, a battle ground of entitlement, a barbecue of vanity... a list of disappointment. 

Living with the ability to instil typhoid at will isn't easy.

Nevertheless, I think her first book is good: interesting ideas, strong characters, nice relationships, great artwork. Just buy it and read it! 

I don't like her bullying. It's become a thing. One small thing. If it wasn't the comic books, it'd be something else.  I don't respond to that sort of pressure.

Buy it and read it.

It's not going to happen.

Why not?

It's just not going to happen! She's been beating me up emotionally for years. I'd rather she had given me typhoid.

It's not going to move away. The arc stinks. And the subtext isn't exactly subtle. Your selfishness is going to upset the whole conservative family dynamic.

My selfishness. I don't make threats and give ultimatums like she does.

You're both so similar. So stubborn.

It's the same old, same old narrative flow. She has sex with the Daredevil, spreads a load of typhoid everywhere and then recants. It's like being stuck since the original launch. I'm done with it. I haven't got time. We're doing our own book...

Crack open the meldonium... it's going to be a long day.

I am ready to openly state that I have never ever used performance enhancing drugs during a single episode with Typhoid Martha or any of the other Marvellous Crew. Apart from a dab of MDA, in episode #7,  when we caught Cholera Kevin.

Relax. Nobody actually reads this shit, Malcolm.