Can I help you, madam? Can I help you, sir?
In what way may I be of assistance?
Can I enquire as to which product or service you might require?
Which one in particular grabs your fantasy?
Which specific piece of merchandising whets your internal fire?
Which portion of pre-fabricated crap from China catches your lie?
Why? I can show you any number of items, should you so desire…
Is there any mass-manufactured good that you wish to purchase?
In what way has the acquisition of plasticised tat
from a South-East Asian sweat shop
with a railing on the roof
to prevent staff suicides
made you happier today?
On a scale of 0 to 10,
where 10 = temporarily fulfilled, & 0 = numb from the waist up,
exactly how does the special selection of product
coerced out of low-wage slaves
from the other side of the planet
make you feel at this moment?
where 10 = temporarily fulfilled, & 0 = numb from the waist up,
exactly how does the special selection of product
coerced out of low-wage slaves
from the other side of the planet
make you feel at this moment?
Would you recommend this feeling to family,
friends and work colleagues?
friends and work colleagues?
Should there be anything further you require going forward,
into the void, do not hesitate to mention it
into the void, do not hesitate to mention it
Have a nice day now!
You’re fucking welcome.
Don’t mention it.
No, really, don’t…
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