Dead Sales Managers from TRING are replaceable, I'm confident, going forward, we'll return to sales growth in the year ahead. Last words he spoke. To an audience. Two thirds of which barely feigned attention. DIVERSION AHEAD. Going forward, then swerving right, he met his central reservation with too much ACCELERATION. To have reduced speed would've been preferable. But the full rhyme had been irresistible.
The blood-sucking parasite on his arm. The last creature he saw. In slow motion, the Mondeo formed a near perfect figure of eight across the DUAL CARRIAGEWAY. Even the Russian gave a 9.0. It was a thing of beauty and wonder. Why it's a Chagall? Streuth Sheila! Do you think I'm made of money? She did, as it happened. His floppy purple mouth, his high bouffant hairline, his blue-veined legs, traces of animal fat, originally from Australia. Hard not to really.
His step-sister is uncomfortable. Another pillow is fetched from stores. I can't stand it any more! The post-Brexit haze hangs heavy overhead. But this fine populist spring the Sales Force at the TRING OFFICE will be one light, comrades! Fear not, the medication is here. The room is to be airy, as per instructions.
NO NON-PR APPROVED THOUGHTS ALLOWED IN!
The groom is to be kept lairy, as per instructions. No non-PR approved thoughts allowed. The Sales Force will be one lighter this fine post-BREXIT popularised springtime. His step sister had been uncomfortable with his new position, from her position at the convalescence home. The price they charge, should bloody think so! he cried, face like a £20 note. A Chagall for Chrissakes. It was beautiful. A near-perfect figure of eight on the dual carriageway. He saw the flea bite into his wrist as he turned the wheel one last time. He would've done better to REDUCE SPEED. Instead he met his central reservation. Acceleration irresistible. Rhyme scheme complete. Neat.
His last recorded words delivered at the presentation, at the Hitchin Office, where 32.5% of those in attendance had downloaded management bollocks BINGO! I'm very confident going forward. We'll return to growth in the year ahead. DEAD sales managers from Tring! are replaceable, was not among the thoughts that disturbed his step-sister's peace, plagued as it was by the scare of unpaid social care bills and death.
NOTHING quite concentrates the mind like cancer. Once upon a time they lived happily.
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