Sunday, May 20, 2018

Googlist Poetry for Robots


UNCLE GOOGLE IS UNWELL 

he is not very good at starts/ he is able for his age

he is just a rat / he is the one

he is the light of the world/he is raised by Seventh Day Adventists

he is beautiful/he is my son

he needs a wash/ he is leaving Chrysler

He is arisen/ he is the man

he is management material /he is the next big thing

he is just my dog/ he is finished with Italy

he is with the Inter City Firm/ he is a painter and decorator by trade

he is my eyes and ears/ he is a liar/

he is currently waiting for a lung transplant/ he is one of the game's best/

he is the US leader / he is free to go/ He is resurrected

he is toxic/ he is coming back / he is not here

he is blind / he is very down to earth, not like the others, and he can shoot

he is faithful/ he is not allowed to comment on what happened

he is under complete siege/he is the Unabomber/

he is compassionate/ he is back/

He is listed in Who's Who /he is finished with Tokyo/

He’s 4th in line to the throne/

he is persuaded by agents of the secret state because he’s got no previous

he is the dealer /he is leaving Chrysler, but has not made a final decision

he is committed to reform/ he is an able addition to the team

he is the boss’ son/ he is the one/ he is the light of the world

he is beautiful/ he is the man

he is the next big cheese/He is the Bestower

he is just a low down dirty rat/he is one of the game's best

he is the leader of the free world/

He’s leaving, but hasn’t made his decision final

he is a liar/ He is resurrected

he is coming back for seconds/He is free to kill

he is not there/he plays better blues guitar than Eric can

he is very down and could shoot up his High School at any moment now

he is blind/he is faithful/
he is not allowed to comment; it is a security matter

he is my everything/Is he here again?

he is the next big Charlie in Palookaville/
he lost control of the entire operation

He is the Unabomber/he is compassionate

He is my other eyes that can see above the clouds;

my other ears that hear above the winds

he is my chief surveillance officer/he is Back in Black

He is in The Times' rich list, the mother fucker/he is finished with Italy

he was in Blind Faith/he is your sister's boy

He is raped on Clapham Common/
he is with God who is our refuge and strength

he is risen/he is Boris Yeltsin

he is induced by law enforcement officers to commit a crime

he is The Healer/he is beautiful

he is my son he needs a wash

Is he leaving Chrysler?/ he is finished with Cambridgeshire County Council

He is Free/ He is born again and has seen the way

he is AC/DC  /he is worried about his prostate

he has had enough of Detroit/ he is who he is…

 

he is not a well bunny, Uncle Google               

         

 

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