SO MUCH CAMBRIDGE, SO LITTLE CONTEXT

1. Cambridge is in East Anglia
2. Cambridge is the heart of Iowa
3. Cambridge is 23kms south south-west of Ely, thankfully
4. Cambridge embraces the International Community
5. Cambridge is half way between London, Ontario and Toronto
6. Cambridge has a half-day symposium
7. Cambridge entertains the euphonium
8. Cambridge is a village
9. Cambridge is a bubble
10. Cambridge being Cambridge, they put a car on the roof
11. Cambridge being Cambridge being the usual excuse
12. Cambridge is a vibrant city
13. Cambridge is incongruity and cows
14. Cambridge is unique
15. Cambridge is a freak
16. Cambridge is architecturally impressive
17. Cambridge Folk Festival is massive
18. Cambridge can be terribly dismissive  - if you haven't read the write books - *right*
19. Cambridge cares about chaos theory
20. Cambridge is steeped in tradition and history
21. Cambridge is helicopters over Arbury - never Newnham
22. Cambridge is home to King’s College Chapel
23. Cambridge is the East of England Ketamine Capital
24. Cambridge is the commons and its green spaces
25. Cambridge is so fucking expensive
26. Cambridge is cool
27. Cambridge is where it’s at!
28. Cambridge cures cancer
29. Cambridge is Strawberry Fair
30. Cambridge makes more billionaires than anywhere
31. Cambridge is a renowned global brand
32. Cambridge is a great place to make friends
33. Cambridge is where lesbians hold hands
34. Cambridge helps blind kids in Botswana
35. Cambridge isn’t too kind to the car driver
36. Cambridge socially cleanses its own residents
37. Cambridge plays sycophant to royalty and presidents
38. Cambridge provides employment for Spanish scientists
39. Cambridge is a cohort of Catalan nationalists!
40. Cambridge is 52 degrees N and 8 degrees East of Eton College
41. Cambridge is 2 miles West of Boston, Mass.
42. Cambridge is rampant property speculation
43. Cambridge City Council only kills its homeless where no other options are available
44. Cambridge’s one helluva place to start up a small or medium-sized enterprise
45. Cambridge McDonald’s has gone on strike!
46. Cambridge is open mic on a Sunday
47. Cambridge is boy racer wanker bandit country
48. Cambridge is trades union solidarity
49. Cambridge is cycle friendly
50. Cambridge is cutting edge technology
51. Cambridge plugs into the gig economy
52.  Cambridge is liberal in its views
53. Cambridge unites against racist abuse
54. Cambridge is more than mortar & gown
55. Cambridge chases them crazy bald heads outta Romsey Town!
56. Cambridge is a nest of left-wing spies
57. Cambridge recruits for MI5
58. Cambridge is privately-educated privilege
59. Cambridge is huffen puffen English Heritage
60. Cambridge teaches the world its language
61. Caembridge es un buen lugar para conseguir trabajo
62. Cambridge is  Winchester, Cheltenham & Roedean
63. Cambridge is punting, Pimms, and powder cocaine
64. Cambridge is a North-East London crack den
65. Cambridge is a baby-yoga yummy-mummy on a tricycle
66. Cambridge can be enjoyed by bicycle
67. Cambridge is DNA, fish & chips, Watson & Crick, and that American woman
68. Cambridge is Steve Claridge
69. Cambridge is Queens’ College
70. Cambridge is King’s Hedges
71. Cambridge is Chesterton
72. Cambridge is Cherry Hinton Lions
73. Cambridge is Trumpington
74. Cambridge is Impington
75. Cambridge is Babylon
76. Cambridge is Histon
77. Cambridge is Milton Jones at the Corn Exchange, again
78. Cambridge is one corner of The Golden Triangle
79. Cambridge is a social mobility coldspot 
80. Cambridge is Trustafarian
81. Cambridge is Cantabrigian
82. Cambridge is Stephen Hawking
83. Cambridge is Ali Smith in Amnesty International
84.  Cambridge is a heron at the waterside
85. Cambridge is a curry at closing time
86. Cambridge is psychedelic
87. Cambridge is Syd
88. Cambridge is acid
89. Cambridge, darlings, is Grantchester
90. Cambridge are away at Manchester… Amber Army! Amber Army!
91. Cambridge is Rupert Brookes
92. Cambridge is Addenbrokes’
93. Cambridge Junction is sold out
94. Cambridge is first exit at the roundabout
95. Cambridge is a well-meaning control obsessive, offering tea and biscuits, while bemoaning Brexit
96. Cambridge is Tuesday night in a draughty church hall
97. Cambridge gets shit-faced down Mill road
98. Cambridge does Ghost Tours at Halloween
99. Cambridge is stuck on the A14
100. Cambridge is SEE BE ONE
101. Cambridge is a bridge across the river Cam
102. Cambridge suspends the entrance exam
103. Cambridge is an endless distillation
104. Cambridge is the final destination
105. Cambridge is your next station. STOP!

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