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She believes in God, but she does not believe in dinosaurs.

Are bags getting heavier? Or is he getting older? She has had so much plastic surgery, even her own kids no longer recognise her. He finds her beliefs odd. She finds his briefs in her wash. He is stuck in the hamster wheel of his own rumination. Someone said she looks like a crustacean. He is profoundly metrophobic. She talks, in short, staccato, chunkettes, and, has never, spoken, the word, "coquettish". Her Tweety Pie lips remind him of the President. Outcomes of anarchy cannot be predicted, says he. She embraces the chaos that brings freedom. He is minded to disruption and biorhythms. Her mind craves order and algorithms. She is infinitely intelligent, they think. Rotten on the inside, avocado-like, he collapses.

She cannot escape the male gaze. He thinks Kim Jung-Un's haircut is about as sexy as accountancy. The beauty myth has destroyed her peace. He's a Sri Lankan baby farmer, by trade. She merkels, but eventually chooses the leopard skin. He "products" himself in the right way though. She hates feeling vulnerable and likes to be in control. He has no idea what he'd do in an active shooter situation.She thinks Kim Kardashian is a psychopathic maniac. He linishes ferrels on zimmer frames. Pins and needles remind her of her grandfather. She is Storm Ophelia and comes with an amber warning.

His legs feel like lemonade. She is at Ust-Strelka where the Shilka flows into the Argunya. Created in 1964 by Prof Petrovsky, he is the last of the baby boomers. She sits and watches while he washes. He travels from Pokrovskaya to Blagoveshchensk. She is an aggressive tattooed tailgater who never signals. Into victims' faces, he chucks acid. She has never heard of Mossad. He thinks sharia law's a good idea, now she's 53. Thank God! They’ve never been the same since the LSD. The giant lizard's tame and lives in their enormous bathroom. He wishes he'd taken the 'shrooms. She's never been an anti-capitalist economist at the LSE. So as not to harm the brand, their personality disorders were kept quiet.

Death preferable to difference, he hanged himself at 55.

Her head was bitten clean off by the Argentinasaurus.