ENGLISH AS A SECOND NATURE

To those who say I sound unnatural, I simply say this.

This is all I need to say.

This is the correct way forward.

I'm afraid I shall continue to make mistakes.

That is only natural.

I don't want to make any more mistakes than I have to, of course.

I want to be strong.

I'm determined to work on myself, to succeed, to overcome;

Indeed, to come over more naturally.

It's extremely important for me to achieve.

I am, after all, an empowered, self-contained,

Self-confident role model of a woman.

Enjoyment?

There is lots, several things I like...

I like talking, so we, my husband and I,

Enjoy talking when we can, taking holidays talking.

I enjoy looking.

Which has a benefit because we get to see things as well as look.

I've over 150 books, so I spend quite a lot of time looking in and at

books that I have...

I do enjoy, if I get the time, watching.

Does anyone know of a popular Scottish invention:

the mechanical television set? I quite like watching one when I can.

Is that natural enough?

Probable serial killer from the Home Counties?

Really? Let's try and re-programme again then.

Throw me another fat topic.

Scones?

When I get the time, I enjoy flattening scones.

Or is it pronounced scones?





THERESA MARY BRASIER IS NOT A ROBOT