NESTLED

Nestled between Nadine Dorries and John Donoghue,
he leans to the left,
he longs to be taken humorously,
to be looked upon,
to be mused over,
to be read,
to be re-catalogued,
to be placed into the system,
to be consumed.
Do Not Stand On Ledge
Police officers should act in good faith. Ha!
Those with ramp access shouldn't necessarily fly the plane
A four-drug protocol won't be any more humane than a three-drug protocol
when Alabama pumps you full of death
As economic theory predicts, Mrs Arbuthnot has retreated into her world of pain
Citizens should hold police officers to account. Ha!
From zeroes to help for heroes
Patriotism, immigration and the military:
the three-drug cocktail works on some.
Let's pretend inequality is geography
It's grim up North... everywhere else is hunky dory
As Elsie continues her probe to the Sun
Amazing Fashion at Amazing Prices
baffles the finest minds available to NASA
How do they do it?
Fly past Venus and reach optimum speed
The strap-on boosters will kick in. We hope
Made in Bangladesh
It used to take three days
Now you can get to the Moon in half an hour
Ryanair can drop you off at a quasi-second moon
for next to nothing
Do Not Stand On Ledge
There are Apollo astronauts scaling the fourth wall
in official t-shirts
Made in Bangladesh
Mrs Arbuthnot has had a lasting distaste for Americans
Ever since one impregnated her mother in the war
Sacrifice anything and anybody for the sake of success!
Just drop them off at the nearest mini-moon
They'll never know the difference