Wednesday, September 19, 2018

THE METROPHOBIC POET

There was a young poet
from Limerick
who couldn't quite get
the hang of it.

First his lines didn't scan
- at all.

Then, his clever half-rhyme scheme
went completely to pot;
a bit ironic really
seeing as how he was from Limerick
and all...

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