Jeremy Corbyn has no atomic capability
Jeremy Corbyn has no diplomatic immunity
Jeremy Corbyn played no part at all in blowing up any twin tower
Jeremy Corbyn is no Middle Eastern Superpower
Jeremy Corbyn killed no one today
Jeremy Corbyn does not need de-nuclearization
Jeremy Corbyn is no Kim Jung-Un
Jeremy Corbyn is no Vladimir Putin
Jeremy Corbyn wiped no one from off face of earth with secret nerve gas
Jeremy Corbyn is not the KGB
Jeremy Corbyn is not the Stasi
Jeremy Corbyn is no James Bond
Jeremy Corbyn created no ghost towns in Southern Lebanon
Jeremy Corbyn bulldozed nobody’s home away
Jeremy Corbyn killed no one today
Jeremy Corbyn isn’t Josef Stalin, Leon Trotsky or Menachem Begin
Jeremy Corbyn isn’t your 2,000-year-old imaginary friend
– despite the sandals and the initials
J. C. is no W.M.D at the BBC fed on sexed-up lies for brain dead Netflix phone zombies
Jeremy Corbyn is not the Great Satan
Jeremy Corbyn is no double agent
Jeremy Corbyn is no George Galloway
Jeremy Corbyn killed no one today
Jeremy Corbyn attacked no Hollywood actresses, defenceless civilians or illegal aliens
Jeremy Corbyn tortured no one in any unknown location anywhere near Camp 1391
Jeremy Corbyn did not build Camp X-ray, Camp Delta or Abu Graib
Jeremy Corbyn does not secretly rendition his enemies for torture
Jeremy Corbyn’s allotment is not an homage to the Third Reich
Jeremy Corbyn did not take control of the Golan Heights
Jeremy Corbyn never bombed Dresden or Gaza or Guernica night after night
Jeremy Corbyn is not the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine
Jeremy Corbyn is not the new Messiah
He’s been a very naughty boy, but Jeremy Corbyn did not kill any Gazans today.
Jeremy Corbyn is no segregation wall covered in graffiti and pain
Jeremy Corbyn is no rogue state
Jeremy Corbyn is no axis of evil
Jeremy Corbyn is not Shin Bet
Jeremy Corbyn is no Leila Khaled
Jeremy Corbyn’s middle name is not Mohammad, Adolf or Otto von Bismarck
Jeremy Corbyn is not Mossad
Jeremy Corbyn did not make Ken Dodd’s dad’s dog dead
Jeremy Corbyn killed no one today
Jeremy Corbyn is not strung out on tramadol, fentanyl, ketamine, synthetic spice or craft ale
Jeremy Corbyn is not Israel
Jeremy Corbyn is not Israel
Jeremy Corbyn is not Israel
Feed your mind. Free Palestine with every breath.
Masel Tov.
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