The Sisters of Liberty please themselves again
Scream blue murderer into the faces of strangers
Spray holy water into the mangers of Angels
Vote to kill babies /Vote to save lives/ Vote to spite the fates of twisted fish wives
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He's the voice of the Infidel
She's a button stitcher from Cumbernauld
He's Satan's number #1 spy
She's at the Mackintosh factory 9 to 5
He cherishes his Kalashnikov
She loves Strictly and Clyde
May Day May Day Version 2.0
Cardboard cut outs of Presidents
Kim Jun-un and Moon Jae-in stand in
The US sends the real thing: Reality TV on steroids
created by androids/ consumed by dopioids
Even Robots deserve respect, Daddy
I'm not your father, Luke
I'm the bastard off spring of an animatronic marionette
that mated with an AI-powered automaton on Amazon, son
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Somaliland fights Somalia
Somalia fights back
44 degrees in Ramadam
Keep your cool in Karachi
Crash another uber taxi
Ali Bongo's still in charge in Gabon
Tsai Ing-Wei scrambles aircraft for breakfast
in Hopelessly Democratic Taiwan
It's a Doppel Klanger for the Klopp Gang
As they flop in Kiev, billions of chickens die of shame
May Day May Day Version 2.0
Take your hands off our daughters
The Sisters have broken the holy waters
Richard Branson blasts off into deep virgin space
His 7th expedition to spot the pink-headed duck
At £7.80 an hour, who gives a fuck?
Keep your kids dirty; prime them in muck
Rub their faces in the ground
Cake their gobs in crap and bacteria
There're 200,000 more microbes on the fresh spit of a flannel
Than on the sealed rim of the presidential arsehole:
Fact or Fake news?
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Roy of the Rovers returns to the pitch
Back at the Rovers' Return getting pissed
with a sex offender, a youth worker and an alcoholic
- all called Barry
As Harry weds Meghan, not one Afghan cares
That Amal Clooney is radiant in Mustard Gas
Or that the silver fox fails to set off an IED in Prince Phil's glass
Boom Shaka Shaka. The ultimate fairy tale...
Do NOT get distracted; PROFITS will continue to be extracted
May Day May Day Version 2.0
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