BULLDOZE THE BUSINESS SCHOOL

In the lobby of the Mother of All Parliaments
A zero-hours contract cleaner from Colombia
Scrubs a larger than life-size sculpture
Of the woman she knows as La Señora Thatcher
As another factory closes in Coventry
A spokesperson for Lord Ashcroft’s
International Centre for Non-Domicile Tax Exile
Was unavailable for social commentary

BULLDOZE THE BUSINESS SCHOOL

In Highgate lies Karl Marx
In Chelsea lie the oligarchs
The homeless in doorways
A criminal haven for tax evasion
A hostile environment for the immigrant
A 4-hour flight to the cocaine capital of fiscal paradise
East meets West, North meets South
One small step for Kim, one giant sausage roll for humanity
Make your fiver go further, stick it up your nasal cavity

BULLDOZE THE BUSINESS SCHOOL

A conveyor belt of management consensus
A Madrasah for the middle classes
Mediocre but arrogant enough not to care
A cubical drone all alone in a non-unionized zone
In a vast anonymous complex
Simples! You’ve been conned
The economics of a universal fraud
Marketing is not truth
Ideology is not science
Greed is not good
It’s indoctrination by any other name
A zero-sum game payable in kind
Deliverable directly to the mind

BULLDOZE THE BUSINESS SCHOOL

The drama of deconstruction is good for the soul
Flatten the faculty of finance
Tear down the illusion of control
Get real with the management
Set fire to the manual of cost effective accounting
Burn down the department of marketing
Piss over the plush carpeting
Demolish the lecture theatre
Destroy the conference hall
Call in the 12,000-pound wrecking ball
And level all 13,000 business schools
Down to the ground
Now.

BULLDOZE THE BUSINESS SCHOOL
Before it bulldozes you.







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