THE QUEEN iS SAiD TO BE DEAD!

The Queen is dead!

The Queen is said to be dead.

The Queen is said to have been reported dead.

Her Majesty the Queen is widely alleged to be dead.  

Elizabeth II, Queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

& Northern Ireland & the Commonwealth is said to be dead. 

According to latest reports, the Queen is said not to be dead.

There now seems to be no question of the Queen ever being dead.

Recent reports of the Queen being dead are said to have been false.

In fact, it now appears that the Queen is no way dead at all.


Kremlin-backed fake news sources are alleged to have spread

entirely false reports of the Queen being dead.

The deadness of the Queen of England has been inaccurately reported

by large sections of the international media. 

Buckingham Palace has this evening confirmed

that Her Majesty the Queen is not dead

nor has she ever been the slightest bit dead. 

Queen Elizabeth II is now officially said never to have been dead.

The Queen is not dead. Long live the Queen!

Thank you. 

And goodnight.